What I’ve learned in uni so far
1) Don’t wear your “Don’t sabo me” shirt to orientation if you don’t want to be sabo-ed.
2) Uni is not a bed of roses, contrary to everything that your jc teachers proclaimed. Not in science, anyway.
3) No one cares if you study or not.
4) Even if it doesn’t kill you, it’ll kill your interest in what you’re studying.
5) Gummy bears are not a long term solution to the bouts of drowsiness you experience during lectures. Just embrace sleep.